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Taiwan Engrish

Filed under: — Andy @ 7:36 am

Here are some interesting things I found in Taiwan:


While walking around a small neighborhood I came across this wall…

Why Worry?
There are only two things to worry about.
Either you’re well or you are ill.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you are ill, there are only two things to worry about.
Either you get well or you die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are only two things to worry about.
Either you go to heaven, or you go to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell, you will be busy shaking hands with your frier there.
You won’t have time to worry about.


I drink C!


“Delicious breakfast make us have a good mood and health.”


Nice logo and name, I wonder what they sell there.


Disadleb English


It’s really simple…
Step 1 - Press the button.
Step 2 - Then remove your car from the track.
Step 3 - Run when you see the train approaches!


Note to self… Exercise Caution.


Drive slowly and beware of the ‘owls’.


Even museums in Taiwan are no match for Microsoft’s blue screen of death.